I was having the runs and then I went back to the toilet to excrete some more. But all that came out was a small amount of clear liquid. My curiosity got the better of me. I sniffed it and there was no smell. I touched it and it was elastic like sperm. Is this a lubricant that the body always produces for easier bowel movements or is there a serious physical problem? (No need to joke about the serious mental problem. I m well aware.) : )