Hey guys i'm new to yahoo answers. i'm really sick right now, so i'm just wondering if you have any tips..
so, it all started yesterday, i went out with some friends at sonic and i had a cheeseburger and some fries. bad idea. a few hours later i went home and started to feel horrible. my stomach was so upset and i had really bad pain in my stomach. i put some sweats and a tee on and i turned the tv on and laid down. by this time i knew it was food poisoning bc i had sweats, chills, nausea, aches, and i felt like i was gonna have diarrhea. i just thought ok, go to sleep. so, i removed all my clothes as usual and climbed into bed. twenty minutes later i felt so sick, i got up ran to the bathroom and i unfortunately didn't make it in time, it ran out both ends. it pretty much ran out both ends all night. i put a pad down on my bed so i could try to still sleep nude ( i'm not comfortable any other way) it didn't work, it ran out on the bed. it's like water running out the back and it burns like hell. i threw up all night and had diarrhea like every 10 minutes, i didn't know whether to sit or stand. i was up all night i tried to take a nice hot bath and get washed up but that didn't work, diarrhea came out and i threw up in the water. i'm hot and cold, can't keep anything down, everything irritates my stomach, i'm dry heaving sometimes and then puking others, and most times its out both ends. i'd like to just go lay down, i hurt so bad all over. i'd also like to tryto take another bath but i'm scared. i'm running a fever of 100.6 i'm sorry for my details, but please don't laugh, serious answers only. can you guys give me any tips? how do i coupe with the hot bath thing? i can't even wear clothes..they irritate my stomach :( plese help...(very sorry for the gross details)

i've also noticedd increased urination...the pee just runs out, my penis is a little swollen, sweaty, and irritated, the urine is yellow and warm, i wet the bed and peed my underwear a few times..men is this normal with the stomach flu?