Hello, uhm, this is awkward. I have a couple of red bumps on my butt. One is larger and more red than the other. They don t hurt or anything. I am also not hairy and I have good hygiene, I take two showers a day. One more thing, I know you re doctors, but do you think my boyfriend minds that they re there. He s seen me with them before and he seems like he doesn t care, but I don t know. I know the bumps aren t zits, though, they don t have heads. When they come up, they never do. They re just red...that s really it. Not hurting, no nothing, just red and unattractive.