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The penis of a person is naturally tilted to right or left so no reason to worry.As for the problem in urine that you have unfinished urine and the delay to get started are the things to be considered.First question will be regarding your age.If you are above 50 yrs then the delay in starting of urine can be due enlarged prostate
.Secondly the squirt when you squeeze may be because you may be having the fore skin over the glance where the urine gets collected between the glance penis and the foreskin if so try to retract the skin before urination to avoid collection.Also the weak stream may be due to prostate so get a ultrasound
of KUB and Pelvis done to find the reason and with the report you can consult a Urologist
for opinion and treatment.