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What Are The Symptoms Of Hypochondriasis?

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Posted on Thu, 30 Apr 2015
Question: Was feeling too good on 6th to 9th March. Almost superman. But today I got common cold back. Also had bad cough two times. So continuous that it was not letting me breath.
Earlier I went to a local doctor :
He said I do not take fluids, water etc. Which was true. Because of work I forgot to drink water. Ignored even when body was asking for.
Report was
1.15 platelet count lack/cmm
13 eosinophil %
Would send the report if I can.

As I think source could be:
As I explained earlier last time problem started with termite paste control. This time just by mortine mosquito spray. I get throught infection next morning if I use mortine product. Today I do not have one.
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Answered by Dr. Neel Kudchadkar (6 hours later)
Brief Answer:
Take this carefully.

Detailed Answer:
Dear XXXXXXX

It's great to hear from you again!

It's always a pleasure to communicate with people like you who are educated, health conscious and smart consumers. For this opportunity I'm grateful and excited.

Let's attack the "problem".

1. I give people ASCORIL cough syrup for this problem. This contains TERBUTALINE and BROMHEXINE that cleanse the lungs. How? By removing the accumalated mucus (the bad stuff) through coughing. This is ideal for you. Since I have examined your case carefully.

2. There is slight obstacle we have to clear. ASCORIL initially INCREASES the coughing. Naturally, you have coughed enough. After a short time the coughing comes down and the lungs are naturally cleansed.

3. If you are coughing to the point of breathlessness, and these bouts of coughing really disable you or unsettle you, then it is your human right(s) to ask for Codeine cough syrup. I give people MIT linctus codeine or CODYLEX. It is rapid acting, soothing both mentally and physically, and comes inbuilt with CHLORPHENIRAMINE MALEATE "the cold killer". Do not exceed 1 tablespoon a day and do not drink it up beyond a bottle. It can be addictive. Even though, if you need it that badly, the "addiction" is easily handled.

4. READ CAREFULLY.
I give people who have your unique issues of contamination due to objects like termite
paste control, paint thinner fumes that arguably lead to tensions of ill health; This is
hypochondriasis. It is indicative of a very high intelligence and complex thought processes
in the brain. There are circuits in the brain that help us do "automatic" daily tasks without
thinking. When due to a neurotransmitter deficiency (exactly like vitamin deficiency), these
neural subroutines create "thought circles" infinitely. So let's give you some special "vitamins"
for your brain. (This happens to smart people under stress.)
Take FLOUXAMINE AND ALPRAZOLAM TABLETS. FOR 3 WEEKS ONLY. I ASK PEOPLE NOT TO
EXCEED ALPRAZOLAM 0.25MG AND FLOUXAMINE 100MG AT NIGHT. AFTER 3 WEEKS STOP IT.
I AM SELF CONFIDENT THIS WILL HELP YOU. I STAND BY MY OPINION. YOU ARE FREE TO HELP
YOURSELF OR TAKE ANOTHER OPINION.

5. IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY YOU WILL BE HEALED AND TENSION FREE.
I CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH. REPORT BACK TO ME ANY ISSUES THAT YOU ARE FACING, HOWEVER IRRELEVANT OR SILLY THEY MAY SOUND TO PEOPLE, INCLUDING PROFESSIONALS AND PERHAPS EVEN YOURSELF. TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY

Regards
Dr. Neel Kudchadkar
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What Are The Symptoms Of Hypochondriasis?

Brief Answer: Take this carefully. Detailed Answer: Dear XXXXXXX It's great to hear from you again! It's always a pleasure to communicate with people like you who are educated, health conscious and smart consumers. For this opportunity I'm grateful and excited. Let's attack the "problem". 1. I give people ASCORIL cough syrup for this problem. This contains TERBUTALINE and BROMHEXINE that cleanse the lungs. How? By removing the accumalated mucus (the bad stuff) through coughing. This is ideal for you. Since I have examined your case carefully. 2. There is slight obstacle we have to clear. ASCORIL initially INCREASES the coughing. Naturally, you have coughed enough. After a short time the coughing comes down and the lungs are naturally cleansed. 3. If you are coughing to the point of breathlessness, and these bouts of coughing really disable you or unsettle you, then it is your human right(s) to ask for Codeine cough syrup. I give people MIT linctus codeine or CODYLEX. It is rapid acting, soothing both mentally and physically, and comes inbuilt with CHLORPHENIRAMINE MALEATE "the cold killer". Do not exceed 1 tablespoon a day and do not drink it up beyond a bottle. It can be addictive. Even though, if you need it that badly, the "addiction" is easily handled. 4. READ CAREFULLY. I give people who have your unique issues of contamination due to objects like termite paste control, paint thinner fumes that arguably lead to tensions of ill health; This is hypochondriasis. It is indicative of a very high intelligence and complex thought processes in the brain. There are circuits in the brain that help us do "automatic" daily tasks without thinking. When due to a neurotransmitter deficiency (exactly like vitamin deficiency), these neural subroutines create "thought circles" infinitely. So let's give you some special "vitamins" for your brain. (This happens to smart people under stress.) Take FLOUXAMINE AND ALPRAZOLAM TABLETS. FOR 3 WEEKS ONLY. I ASK PEOPLE NOT TO EXCEED ALPRAZOLAM 0.25MG AND FLOUXAMINE 100MG AT NIGHT. AFTER 3 WEEKS STOP IT. I AM SELF CONFIDENT THIS WILL HELP YOU. I STAND BY MY OPINION. YOU ARE FREE TO HELP YOURSELF OR TAKE ANOTHER OPINION. 5. IF YOU FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY YOU WILL BE HEALED AND TENSION FREE. I CAN REALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH. REPORT BACK TO ME ANY ISSUES THAT YOU ARE FACING, HOWEVER IRRELEVANT OR SILLY THEY MAY SOUND TO PEOPLE, INCLUDING PROFESSIONALS AND PERHAPS EVEN YOURSELF. TAKE YOURSELF SERIOUSLY Regards Dr. Neel Kudchadkar