Brief Answer:
A practical step by step guide to solving your problems.

Detailed Answer:
Dear XXXXXXX

I am Dr. Neel Kudchadkar and I will totally help you with your pyscho-sexual issues.

I have 11 years of experience in psychological therapy and psychiatry. This means that I am a mental health counselor and have worked with people who have mental problems and physical health problems secondary to mental problems.

1. It is very much normal to masturbate.
2. Both men and women masturbate.
3. Every man and woman has masturbated at some point of time in their life.
4. Masturbation watching sexually explicit or erotic material, like video clips is
definitely better than having sex, getting sexual diseases like HIV-AIDS and
dying a slow, painful and early death. Don't you agree with me?
5. Every man and woman, (particularly women) after the act of masturbation,
experience some guilt. Shame in particular.
6. Your problem is not masturbation. Your problem is your guilty feelings towards
masturbation. These feelings of anxiety, nervousness, guilt are called as a
psychological "neurosis".
7. Your problem is your "psychological reaction" to masturbation.
Not masturbation.
8. If you really want to stop masturbating, and are determined that your opinion
is right, nonsensical things like "5 litres of blood go into 1 drop of semen", or
nonsense like "masturbation" makes me weak, or nonsense like "My career is
ruined" due to masturbation.

I will now give you 4 options. You can think. You can understand English, right?

1. Accept masturbation as a normal practice. No guilty feelings. Get on with life.

2. Stop masturbating. This is very "neurotic". You will be haunted by sexual
fantasies. Finally you probably will get HIV-AIDS. Even if you use 1,2,3,4
condoms, you can get more than 4 sex diseases by just sexually touching a girl
who is carrying these diseases.
"images.google.com" type "Sexually transmitted diseases" press Enter. See for
yourself.
Go to any NGO hospital where young people are dying of HIV-AIDS. See for
yourself. They also had crazy ideas about how masturbation is "bad for health".
Even after lighting their funeral flames, people run away, fearing smoke from
the funeral pyre will cause them HIV-AIDS.

3. I will chemically castrate you using drugs (biochemicals) that destroy your sex
organs physically and chemically. You will never think or dream of sex again.
The chemical drugs that I give you will ensure destruction of the sex drive
in you. In many countries, like Czech Republic, Chemical castration is a severe
punishment given to rapists who rape children. Chemical castration is also
performed on homosexuals, as a punishment for men who have sex with men.
After chemical castration, a man becomes like those characters who dress as
women, transvestites. In XXXXXXX subcontinent, they are called "Hijras" or
"Zenana's". Their sex organs are chemically destroyed on purpose as it is
a part of their religion and culture. I can do the same for you, of course, with
your permission.

4. Accept finally that you have a psychological problem of "taking tension". I am
100% sure that you "take tension" for all sorts of things other than
masturbation, right? Think and tell me the truth. Right? This is a psychological
problem, right? There is a standard psychological treatment for this problem,
isn't it?

Take the psychological treatment for your real problem of "taking tension".
Not masturbation. Psychological problem medically called as Anxiety neurosis,
obsessional hypochondriasis.

You can now choose between these 4 options.

option 1 : Be a psychologically normal person and masturbate. Pay attention to your work. Stop taking these tensions. Get on with your life.
option 2 : Stop masturbation. You will soon need sexual outlet and release. Get
married. This is the best option. Indulge in illicit premarital sex. Get sex diseases. Suffer.
option 3 : Undergo Chemical Castration.
option 4.: Accept that you have a mental health problem. Not of masturbation, but of psychoneurosis about masturbation and many other things in life, which have nothing to do with masturbation. ACCEPT. TAKE THE PSYCHIATRIC TREATMENT.

I am waiting for opinions and response. Use proper language while writing queries.

Best wishes,
Dr. Neel Kudchadkar

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Brief Answer:
You have a bright future. Apni kamzori ko apna taaquat bana do.

Detailed Answer:
Dear XXXXXXX

OK. Let's be practical.

*Masturbation does not cause any disease like diabetes, etc.
*Taking tension about masturbation or anything for that matter,
taking too much tension will make anyone a mental case. Ask anyone?
Common sense.

1. Take this nice neuro-vitamins tablet called as Fludac. Take 20 mg strength
first when you wake up in the morning. Take after breakfast only. Take 20 mg
capsule. Take this for 3 weeks.
2. You yourself are saying such anti-science statements like masturbation is killing
you, etc. If a person (anyone including me) is dying like this, (science) there is
a definite drop in the vitamins in his body.
3. You yourself hint that you need vitamins. (Indirectly) This is what you want,
right?
4. So fludac 20mg strength is the ultimate vitamin for you, right? (SSRI chemical)
Google. Google. "Prozac" "Fluoxetine" www.drugs.com Keep Googling.
5. Fludac capsule will act on your body in 2 weeks. So be patient.
6. Within 1-3 days, you will get some good effects. 100%
7. Fludac is a chemical that, while masturbating, will delay ejaculation (semen -
white liquid ejection at the end of the penis) This is temporary. Even if you try
hard, your ultimate, soon you will find no fun in masturbation.
8. This is what you want, right? I gave you exactly what you wanted, isn't it?
Please explain to me scientifically, how masturbation can be fun or sexually
satisfying when you cannot orgasm ("cum") for 1 hour, 2 hours, 5 hours?

Points to remember.

1. Join Martial arts. Kick boxing. Karate. Taekwondo. I am a black belt in Karate.
Karate builds your confidence in life. No tensions. No worrying. No fear.
Join Body building. Science? Testosterone is a natural chemical your body
produces. When you train, train, train with weights, the sex chemicals in your
body are diverted into building your muscles. Check it out. I am confident.
2. Decide on an ambition for your life. What do you want in life? Write it down.
Focus. Plan. Judge your every action, as "Is this action taking me towards or
away from my ambition in life?"
3. Instead of watching XXX. Socialize and meet girls you find beautiful and
attractive in the real world and life. Make friends with them. Do not have
premarital sex with them. Just be confident with women. It comes with
daring and practice. Prove your power to yourself.
4. XXXXXXX why hide behind the computer screen and watch a girl? Be daring.
Make friends with them, but protect yourself from sex diseases.

You are young and strong. You are the future of society.
Give yourself a rest. Read carefully what I have written and decide once and
for all what you want to achieve in life. Understood?

Best wishes, remember, take the tablet, OK? Fludac 20 mg. You need it.

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